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10 hours ago 105,556 notes via ruinedchildhood © handjob
shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen




y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a


tengo una mente muy enferma 


Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen

y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a

tengo una mente muy enferma 

Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

10 hours ago 35,551 notes via whatsacanada © vejiga.net

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

2 days ago 67,944 notes via orgasmic-humor © lolfactory
no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

image

2 days ago 170,391 notes via squishymomma © 0d2
officialwhitegirls:

laughter-everyday:

what the hell is going on here

a good time

officialwhitegirls:

laughter-everyday:

what the hell is going on here

a good time

2 days ago 124,877 notes via consistentcrying © snailerino
Title: Take Me To Church
Artist: Hozier
Album: Take Me To Church E.P.
Plays: 62097

wild-passion:

"Take me to church, I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies, I’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife. Offer me that deathless death, Good God, let me give you my life."

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

2 days ago 400,907 notes via beyoncebeytwice © shovel2

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard

AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

4 days ago 309,899 notes via john-stealman © ridge

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

4 days ago 242,390 notes via laughbitches © donkos

walt-disney-paris:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

6 days ago 67,082 notes via zayndestroyme © clestroying