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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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4 hours ago 117,725 notes via nickiminajvevo © bussykiller

poppunkbrittatl:

This weeks American hero. 

4 hours ago 394,575 notes via didgeridouche © pleatedjeans
candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

4 hours ago 43,824 notes via anus © gifak-net
majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

All hail the reigning queens of 2014

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

audize:

Who the hell is dale

audize:

Who the hell is dale

thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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2 days ago 193,572 notes via nishlo © thespacegoat
chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

2 days ago 18,252 notes via adultnapped © wandaventham

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

fandomcollector:

hello-hannie:

Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape! 

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http://www.fashionbymayhem.com/

That little girl is going places

this little girl has more of a fashion sense than I do

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

2 days ago 140,056 notes via lordniallofmullingar © genies
whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

2 days ago 264,173 notes via tornrnypickles © nofuturept3