Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be
When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
this is extremely accurate
*stops mid lick* are you gonna adopt me or
this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out
actual picture of me after chipotle
Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress
oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
A living legend.
When’d Obama grow a ponytail
Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.
I hear no lies.
I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT