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rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

adavism:

is he dead

adavism:

is he dead

1 day ago 249,954 notes via amashton © lawebloca

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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1 day ago 365,012 notes via hotguysandpizza © itsbolin

mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

garbashians:

*stops mid lick* are you gonna adopt me or

garbashians:

*stops mid lick* are you gonna adopt me or

2 days ago 6,964 notes via laughbitches © garbashians
officialwhitegirls:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out


actual picture of me after chipotle

officialwhitegirls:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

actual picture of me after chipotle

#fave
novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

2 days ago 39,441 notes via danytargaryenz © novacorps

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

thighrabanks:

oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog

thighrabanks:

oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog

2 days ago 159,502 notes via funnybro © framesjanco

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

2 days ago 711,670 notes via banana-emoji © heycinco
that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

2 days ago 145,692 notes via rnarypat © teallikethecolor
bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

3 days ago 129,499 notes via funnybro © buttchunks

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit